cosmo tip #887 

expertcosmotips:

don’t even have sex you’re just gonna mess everything up anyway

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Anonymous asked, "nosebup"

KRISTEN


svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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Anonymous asked, "U and Clark are cute as heck its literally giving me diabetes."

valentinemichaelsmith:

prolethean:

valentinemichaelsmith:

it’s cute until one of them burns the other’s lentils.

i am honestly feeling so attacked right now

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she just laughed for like 3 solid minutes at her own response like squeaklaughed somebody get me out of this relationship


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Anonymous asked, "U and Clark are cute as heck its literally giving me diabetes."

valentinemichaelsmith:

it’s cute until one of them burns the other’s lentils.

i am honestly feeling so attacked right now


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valentinemichaelsmith:

captaincormier:

valentinemichaelsmith:

prolethean:

valentinemichaelsmith:

clark burnt my lentils

IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR LENTILS

THE WHOLE APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE BURNT LENTILS CLARK

Sorry to butt in, but I couldn’t help but hear Hey There Delilah with that response. You’re a thousand miles away, but tonight you burnt my lentils.

we laughed

we’re still laughing

kristen just snortlaughed

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valentinemichaelsmith:

clark burnt my lentils

IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR LENTILS

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holding kristen’s hand skyptually teaching her how to make lentils

"are youuuu a rock? are youuuuuuuuuu a fuckin rock????"

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Clark. 21. girl. aggressively attracted to fictional characters. Minneapolis.

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